I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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