5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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