the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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