If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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