I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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