As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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