I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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