is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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