i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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