Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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