i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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