your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there's paper in my vomit.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
