dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Ladies don't puke and tell
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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