No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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