he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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