drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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