The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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