I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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