i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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