If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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