oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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