No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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