I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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