they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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