Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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