Can Purell be used as lube?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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