So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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