now i know why i became what i already was.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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