She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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