My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
