Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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