you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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