why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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