wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
