we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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