Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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