The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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