Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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