i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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