if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.