it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.