already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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