ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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