Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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