you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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