Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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