i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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