we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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