I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You are the jesus of drinking
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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