But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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