Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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