i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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