I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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