Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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