I can tuck mytits in my pants
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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