I wish I could punch you in the face.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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