can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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