New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the day after is always just damage control
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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