My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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