All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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