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Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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